Grandma with Attitude

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 I miss the cave. I even miss the bats. We had an understanding. I never expected them to do dinosaur things; they never expected me to do bat things. The only real drawback was the guano. But at least that was what it was; the bats never sprayed their droppings with perfume so they could pass if off as anything other than shit.      

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